Hey, I have an idea. Let’s ban eagles!
I bet you’ve all seen that video of the baby being lifted up by an eagle—so let’s ban eagles.
But we can’t shoot down eagles when we see them, because we can’t have guns.
godshfi the fucking guitar at the end of ants of the skyyyyyand the beginning of prequel to the sequel im gonna cryyyyy
upstate new yorker problem
me: i live in new york
person: oh really what part of the city?
me: no upstate
person: is that a borough?
me: no it's north of the city
person: so you're pretty close to the city how far?
me: you realize there's the entire rest of the state above new york city right
person: so you live on Long Island?
me: i need to move
