“what happens when an unstoppable force encounters an immovable object” little billy asked me inquisitively.

“well billy, not only are you stupid for asking that question, but you’re also too stupid to understand the answer. but i’ll explain it anyway. not only could this situation never happen because neither of those things exist or could possibly exist with our current laws of physics, they’re mutually exclusive and even if one could exist, the other could not exist at the same time. an unstoppable force would require infinite energy, while an immovable object would require a completely stationary universe, as motion is relative. a universe like that, by the way, would by definition be completely devoid of energy.” i replied. “fuck off, billy.”