im gonna piss

one day i’m gonna grow a giant cucumber and pickle it and burrow my way into it and i’m gonna call my mom and be like “uh mom i need your help i’m kindof in a pretty big pickle i need your help” and i’m gonna tell her where i am and she’s gonna come find me and she’s gonna be so pissed

Posted on June 20, 2012 with 256 notes
 
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