i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

when ya homie is eating your favorite food and says you can have the rest.

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

I dont care too much about my weight , but I care that other people mind my weight.

boredpoetsociety:

ray-winters-sings:

So this just popped up on my newsfeed.what

That sentence just got more and more intense with the passing of each word

boredpoetsociety:

ray-winters-sings:

So this just popped up on my newsfeed.

what

That sentence just got more and more intense with the passing of each word

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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