bitchpuding:

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

the truth is unreal 

date me for the aesthetic. 

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

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memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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that-bloke-named-dave:

Zoe Quinn promoting her game

that-bloke-named-dave:

Zoe Quinn promoting her game