cyberho:

people with those big ass galaxy phones be like:

thats a macbook , a product by apple , hunty :)

cyberho:

people with those big ass galaxy phones be like:

thats a macbook , a product by apple , hunty :)

husbandinlaw:

mr-cappadocia:

Domestic violence is funny when it happens to men. Fortunately there’s a shelter nowhere he can go. Feminists everywhere can rejoice that there’s one man who “understands” the impact of domestic violence.

As his girlfriend went after his face with garden shears he was very proud that he never once hit her back.

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Else he wouldn’t be able to call the police. And we both know why.

This shit breaks my heart.

gafsketchbook:

This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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thagoodthings:

becuzbacon:

gang0fwolves:

when the teacher calls your parents

Where. Is. The. Lie. Tho.

no he didn’t!!

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

husbandinlaw:

Barack answers the call

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

clickholeofficial:

WATCH: iPhone 6 Unboxing

voodouqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes